Conversation #1
Me: Ughhhh this pre-baby body is so different. I’ve completely lost my butt.
What I wanted Tim to say: You look great, babe! You’ve never looked better. In fact, you look perfect! But maybe you should buy new clothes that show off your hot bod a bit better.
Tim: Oh wow, you’re right! You did lose your butt! Those pants are way too loose on you – look at how they’re sagging! You look like one of those high schoolers with their pants hanging below their butts. That’s hilarious!
Conversation #2
Me: Clara, say ‘ma-ma-ma-ma’.
What I wanted Clara to say: Ma-ma!
Clara: Da-da-da-da.
Me: Close… ‘ma-ma’
Clara: Da-da!
It would probably be better for everyone if I went into these conversations without any expectations.