No, I’m not sexting you.

I took this picture the other day to portray my disgust with the cold weather (and dog walking in cold weather):

(This picture was supposed to induce a lot of guilt).

this is my – ‘i wish you were home so i wouldn’t have to walk this little monster in the cold’ face

Then I got distracted and forgot to send it to the Husband so I had to show it to him on my phone instead.

The conversation went something like this:

Husband: Who were you going to send that picture to?

Me: You!

Husband: Ohhhh you were going to sext me?

… at this point I may have literally smacked myself in the forehead.  I really think I must be doing this whole ‘sexy wife’ thing wrong if my brand new husband thinks I’m sexting him in 18 layers of clothing and a scarf and hat.

Note to self – wear sexier clothes.  Take pictures of self in sexier clothes.  Send to husband.