(See the first installment here)
Him: Do you think I’ll love Ozzie as much once Baby Tati (the nickname we use for the specimen in my uterus) is born?
Me: You know, once the baby is born you still have to love me the most. First God then wife, then baby, then Ozzie.
Him: Hmmmm… but you’re not as soft and furry.
(Little does the Husband know I am solving this problem by going on a shaving hiatus as soon as I pop this baby out. Or maybe sooner. I wouldn’t want to risk our love life!)
What he should have said: Of course I’ll love you the most! No question.
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Me: I should really start attempting to look a little better… I kind of look like crap in these photos.
Him: Meh, you’re pregnant, it’s fine.
What he should have said: I don’t think you could look any prettier, babe!
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Me: So you’re still okay with the names we picked out for Baby B, right?
Him: What are the names?
Me: ______ and ______
Him: Oh, did we decide on that?
Me: Uhhhh yeah! We had a lot of conversations about them!
Him: And I agreed to them?
Me: Yes!
Him: Oh. I’m not sure I like ______. What would the nickname be?
Me: We wouldn’t use a nickname, ______ is it.
Him: Oh, I don’t think I like that. I’m going to have to think about this.
Me: WE’VE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS! IN DETAIL! You said you liked it!
Him: Yeah… I don’t know about that. What about ______ (brand new name we have never discussed)?
Me: What?! Now you’re adding new names?!
Him: Well I didn’t know we had already decided!
Me: BUT EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS IF WE HAVE DECIDED ON A NAME, I SAY YES!
Him: Yeah, I was wondering why you say that.
What he should have said: Oh, ______ and ______? Sounds great! Those are my favorite names and I’m glad we decided on them.
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… Ohhhh he sure does keep my life interesting.
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Cheers!
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