A while ago (wow, I guess it’s been over 2 months now, time flies!) I posted a list of search terms that were leading people to my blog. Well, since some time has passed and the search terms keep getting better and better, I thought I’d share with you how people are finding me this month!
Of course there are the normal terms (Two Martinis blog, Lisa at Two Martinis, margarita cupcakes, marriage confessions, crotchless underwear, etc). You know, the things I actually write about.
Then there are the more random terms:
- martini weiner dog win – did a weiner dog named ‘Martini’ win a competition?! I really hope so. What a cute name for a little weiner dog!
- bikini cliff – I hope this is a destination bride who also wants pictures of her and her husband jumping off a cliff in a bikini! If so, she (kind of) got to the right place.
- is two martini’s per day bad for me? – Of course not. We all know that drinking two martinis lands you a husband. Well, if you don’t want a husband, I guess that drinking two martinis per day could be bad for you…
- hate destination weddings – HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?!
- crouchless underwere – this misspelling was just too weird to ignore.
- is it bad to go to gym in humid days – YES! But you’re guaranteed to lose more water weight, so maybe that’s a good thing!
- husband outdress his wife picture – I’m personally offended by this one. Does the internet think that the Husband dresses better than me?! Do I need to go shopping?! What does this all mean?!
- sextapes in the 845 area code – Well, this person must be horribly disappointed that the only naked pictures on my blog are of our dog.
- the only thing standing between them – I’m so intrigued by this one – what is the only thing standing between them?! This one is almost like poetry.
- i finally figured out what i’m going to wear – Are people just using their thoughts as search terms?! If you already know what you’re going to wear, why are you looking anything up online?!
Does anyone else have any interesting search terms to share?!
Cheers to blog traffic, no matter how random it is!
